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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Solangelo parenting
Nico looks a bit like my dad, he also has a skull tattoo on his chest :D
Took me like 3 hours i'm gonna kys
#solangelo my beloved#i will beat Will's ass#percy jackson and the olympians#will solace#nico di angelo#solangelo#fanart#artists on tumblr#pjo hoo toa tsats#tumblr memes#funny memes#i can smell ur gayness#gay#sevsalio
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i love these gay idiots
truly the gay representation we (i) want and deserve
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#'your little' wade as a short person myself you better run cus ur ass is about to get beat
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luffy is such an interesting character because while his idiot/silly boy act does hide how dangerous he is, it’s not intentional. he IS smart (emotionally intelligent and has good observation skills ie figuring out crocodile’s weakness in one fight). he IS dangerous. and especially before he made a name for himself, he was constantly underestimated. but it’s not a cheap ploy to get peoples guard down. luffy just genuinely finds so much joy in the world around him that he can’t contain himself. he chooses to see the best in things and embrace them until someone or something tries to force him to not to
#monkey d luffy#one piece#opla#one piece live action#at that point watch out. bc he’s gonna beat ur ass
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Katsuki decided that he's going to surpass Izuku at everything including being gay as hell
#SORRY BUT HE'S CURRENTLY WINNING AT THE GAYEST GAY COMPETITION#Izuku how's he beating ur ass GET UP#mha#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bkdk#bakudeku#izuku midoriya#deku#katsuki bakugo#dynamight
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Pocket hoshinyas! From this morning but colored in a lil bit (th idea is mainly from th kn8 discord, thank u all for fueling this lmao)
#kaiju no. 8#kn8#kaiju no. 8 manga spoilers#kn8 manga spoilers#hoshina soshiro#hoshina soichiro#look#i love them. the antagonizing sibling relationship is REALLY FUN TO ME#theyre both so scrungly and also fully capable of being assholes HSDJGHDG#both of them smug but soichiro has older brother privilage of i can out smug you by bullying you HSDJGHDG#this is basically a sketch oughgh#i need to get better at coloring orz#wellp#artfight is about to beat my entire ass so#WE'LL SEE HOW MUCH KN8 BRAINROT I CAN HOLD OFF UNTIL IT LIKE#SEEPS INTO MY ARTFIGHT LMAO#i found a few kn8 ocs i wanna draw on there. i am comin for ur asses
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i’ll find you again in every universe. let us be a little more honest, let us have a little more time.
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#despite it all though badlands rumble is like. the only universe where we get wolfwood thinking vash died first... and i think that means a#lot to their relationship and how it may bloom if there was more to badlands rumble considering vash literally saw wolfwood carrying a piece#of vash after his supposed death. u know! despite the short time they were together vash still meant so much to wolfwood that he couldn't#just move on or forget him in anyway. needed to keep a piece of him for himself and the rest of his days. but ofc vash lives and wolfwood#was like ill beat ur fucking ass into tomorrow. there's just so much honesty in vash being able to see that gesture bc he wouldnt know#otherwise just how much he might mean to him. ANYWAY. trimax with with the eternal pining featuring the two chapters where imo#where the both of them really fell for each other... i wrote my thoughts about this on another comic i did before#but vash solidifying his feelings during the hospital arc -- ww solidifies his when he realizes his allegiances are permanently with vash#98 my lovelies but also to me they are so one-sided bc ww pined like no tomorrow and vash only realizes after ep 23?24? his heart did tickle#whenever ww complimented his smile though#and tristamp vw my beloveds. it really just feels like they get the chance to be closer and closer and more honest with each other#with every version that comes about. in trimax they knew how little time they had but struggled so desperately to get closer. in 98 ww felt#more willing to forsake for vash. in badlands rumble theyre Angry but as mentioned earlier ^ more blatant truth... due to circumstances#mainly but has the chance to lead to discussions and tristamp literally. first day of knowing each other ww saves vash - 2 days later vash#saves ww like. Man. AND NOW THEY MAY POTENTIALLY GET EVEN CLOSER!!!! with s2....#ruporas art
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i will only break your pretty things, i will only wring you dry of everything
#aphid artisms#ninjago#lego ninjago#harumi ninjago#ninjago harumi#lloyd garmadon#lloyd montgomery garmadon#ninjago lloyd#lloyd ninjago#llorumi#LOL#well shonsh? but u kinda hav to fight for ur life to not see it as ship#lolsies#im still here guys#shs has just been beating my ass#i WILL be using tongues and teeth for llorumi again btw#always and forever their theme song#and also this drawing is like 2882918728 years old#but i wanted to pump smthn out lol#i rlly didnt wanna color this so i didnt#:p#messy sketch with a good couple of things id like to fix but im fine#i will be back and drawing once i get my projects done#llorumitis
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Art requests? i GOTCHU.
SIFF WITH THE FISH HEAD. DELICIOUS DELICACY. (Please do not give Siff an actual fish for a head i will block you 15 times... /j)
what do you call a fish with only one eye? well. well i guess its still just fish isnt it. ah. hm. mm.
#roxx art#asks#isat#in stars and time#isat siffrin#if you block me youre losing access to my steam acc and then ur ass is never beating the king#tread carefully stinker#also im remembering i dont need to be so extremely detailed and intricate on these doodles#so these ones r silly#ur welcomb
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Shark.
Men DNI
#inconsistent ass artstyle UGJGJGJGHGH istg it changes depending on the brush#anyway i wanted to draw sevika with a sharm becaus of one post im sure y’all have seen too lmaoo#here’s to hoping her and jinx work together. because it would make sense for jinx to make sevs new arm#but if sevika was the one to decide ‘yeah i should have a huge goofy ass shark head as a first’. i dont thinknincan defend that 😭😭#sory sev. my baby. but ur new arm looks a little dorky. would still want you to beat the shit out of me with it tho.#like pls just pulverize me with it. whatever you want babygirl.#sevika#arcane#my art#fanart#jinx
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this gotta be one of the worst things to say to a kid whos heroic form is an adult, dick what were u THINKIN
#poor boy opens up about one of his biggest fears rn regarding smth he loves#n ur response is literally 'well! thats how it is' dick they r beating ur ass in the rbs#tomfoolery!#billy batson
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i cant wait for it we all wanna be someone at the end of the day
#ts4#the sims 4#simblr#show us your sims#ts4 render#deja senti: edits#friday#criminally short song#hes cheshire's bassist <3#all three of them are close but friday is fairly new hanging around them#i have one (1) excerpt w him in it and its when [redacted] is harassing nerve and psych is beating his ass in pool in the bg lmao#he literally watches psyche verbally berate someone while clearing the table and just goes to sit next to chesh in defeat#anyway hi friday ur so hot
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uh oh guys, hot take alert:
i think revali may have invented hand held aerial archery HEAR ME OUT- (this is a long one boys)
okay. evidence one: why the fuck would a rito shoot like that. like, it makes nearly zero sense, it would be such a hindrance to their flight and their main stake is that they can be higher than you can shoot whilst still pinging you... which revali has overcome with his gale
evidence two: tulin and the concept arts. obviously rito style archery would be held in their talons. before totk came out idk if anyone had really thought about it too much, but the developers had, as you can see in concept art (from the creating a champion book). and like, its logical, powerful, and allows for peak maneuverability. also, when in flight revali (and teba) holds his bow in his talons before switching to his wings. surely its easier to keep it in your wing (obvi ignoring the effects to flight but hes doing that anyway firing the damn thing) rather than switch back and forth- unless you were taught that way, because why would you hold it elsewhere, you need it in your talons to shoot.
evidence three: we dont see any other rito do it (...kind of). throughout botw and totk, we never see another rito flying with a bow in their hands. in totk, its mostly tulin, who holds it in his talons, but in botw the big one is teba. during the medoh quest, he actually gives *link* his bow, and therefore does no shooting in the sky. teba and harth had both tried to take on medoh before, but we never see this, and while they holds their bows in their hands *on the ground,* we dont see it.
...except for aoc (uh, spoilers?). there are two times we see a rito other than revali hold their bow in their hand for aerial archery. but it is not with any rito soldiers, either during cutscenes (the bows are only on their backs) or gameplay (they swoop down, and then hand hold bows on ground. they arent seen flying at all but thats prolly for the same reasons as botw: its very hard to code that (and so they write the lore around that fact)). the first time we actually see another rito do this, we dont see it. Its teba, as he comes thru the portal, but all we see is the arrow shot, and then him freeze frame with the bow in one wing. we dont see the bow in his hand for the rest of the fight. the second time we actually see him fighting like this, it *is* in the air, but its noticeably different to revali.
hes a lot slower, it clearly takes a LOT more effort to shoot the bow, and he only pulls off one arrow at a time. its canon that revalis bow is heavier/harder to draw, and he manages to effortlessly stream arrows whilst fucking floating midair. i think teba, forever a revali fanboy, heard of how the champion mastered his own style of archery and sought to teach himself, but lacked one key thing: revalis mastery of wind.
evidence three point five: revali could easily use his powers to hold him in the air longer/slow his descent long enough for him to fire his shots. it makes sense, really. if he can use his gale to propel him, he can sit on the updraft for a hot sec, or even curve the path to carry him along while he lines up the shot. this would mean he wouldnt need to flap as much as other rito, who would obviously need to keep flying
evidence four: revalis fighting style and his needs. revali works with non rito, obviously. he needs to be able to communicate with them on the battlefield, and they wont understand the muffled chirps if he holds his string in his beak, so he needs his mouth free to speak hylian. also, revalis main tactic is fly up with gale, shoot, fall, either shoot more or use velocity and weight to knock around opponents, and then fly back up. he often needs both feet planted firmly on the ground to get a good hold of his gale, something that is harder to do if you have a bow in the way.
also, take for example the kick he delivers link in their fight (aoc). that would possibly damage the bow, or give the opponent a chance to grab his weapon, if he held it in his talons. and to switch from feet to back is a risky maneuver during freefall, and could lose precious seconds, and then when you get back in the air you need to get it off your back again. its much easier to keep the bow loosely in your wing the whole time, meaning your free to attack melee, land and rise all while not wasting a single moment getting your next shot lined up.
so yeah, i think the rito used the talon grip for aerial archery, and would often use the hand held method on the ground for a variety of reasons (more powerful shots?, easier in some situations like hunting), but revali was perhaps the first to use hand held aerial, another reason he was one of the greatest archers ever.
#you cant fly and i cant hold a bow in my wings midair so this is the perfect middleground to#fight each other on but jokes on you i literally invented new archery to beat this flaw and im going to kick ur ass and/or teach it to you#its late rn i hope this makes sense#also from a revalink perspective its giving#idk i might go back through this in the morning and clean it up but probably not i have never done that before i always forget about it#this came to me as i was talking to myself trying to justify WHY ON EARTH rito would shoot like that when i went#“wait. have we even seen other rito do that.” and the answer was basically not it was only one other guy#important to note that 1- those two times we see teba do it hes on vah medoh which has A LOT of updrafts and wind which would make it easie#and 2- his moveset is all very close to the ground and often doesnt involve a lot of actual flying so im choosing to be selective about it#god DAYUM i love thinking about these birds#revali#teba#harth#tulin#rito#botw#totk#aoc#loz#archery stuff#hoping a certain moot sees this and gives their opinions bc i know they know archery stuff#moss' madness
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From the work "If At First You Don't Succeed, Find A Loophole" by MalkyTop (@sleepdepravity) on ao3!!!!
(even with my busy schedule .. i had to draw today's update, it drove me insane)
#I WANTED TO CLEAN THIS UP BUT I RLLY WANTED TO GET IT POSTED TODAY#AND ALSO I DONT RLLY HAVE ALOT OF TIME RN BC SCHOOL IS BEATING MY ASS#SO RAW SCANNED SKETCHES WITH MINOR ADJUSTMENTS IT IS#ANYWAY I FUCKING LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH#IT HAS OCCUPIED MY HEAD EACH TIME IT UPDATES#IT UPDATES IN THE MORNING FOR ME SO I READ IT LIKE A MORNINF NEWSPAPER#Y'ALL NEED TO READ IT FR#ok im done shouting thanks#heres the regular tags#serirei#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#mp100#mob psycho 100#mp100 fanart#comics#illustration#sketch#also malky if ur reading this hi i love you im the one with the jake the dog pfp#mi art stuff
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The fear in his eyessss
#it makes me giggle#yeah ur fucked kaito#i know everyone likes KID more but im a heiji stan#beat his ass#hattori heiji#dcmk#kaito kuroba#heiji hattori#kaitou kid#my post
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Saw someone say that Louis was more irredeemable than the other characters because "he doesn't have enough trauma to explain his actions" and I had to LAUGH!!!
A QUEER black man growing up in the 18-1900's doesn't have enough trauma for you? The same man we see constantly being emasculated and degraded by not only his family but every one else doesn't have enough trauma? The same man who watched his brother swan dive off a roof to his death? Who's mother accused him of being the reason his brother was going to hell when his last words to paul were "I love you". The amount of racism louis experienced in his lifetime just doesn't count as trauma to y'all? Like thats fucking insane to me.
But i completely see where this is coming from because to people who aren't POC they just see racism as something that is just a part of life for us. It doesn't count as a traumatic experience because thats just something we are going to have to deal with anyway!!! "Like how DARE louis a black man in the 1900s try to make a name for himself and his family? How dare he kill white men for daring to be racist? Doesn't he know he's just supposed to sit and take it like a good little negro?? How dare he fight back against his abusive white husband? Doesn't he know he loves him??? Who cares if he abuses and emasculates and degrades him!!" This is what some of y'all sound like to me and its INSANE. You have got to get over this weird inherently racist thought that all POC have to be sweet and docile about racial inequalities they face holy FUCK.
#its srsly fucking annoying to constantly see people trying to make up some stupid ass justification#amc iwtv#for ehy they think louis should have just rolled over and took his beatings#just say it with ur fucking chest bro he should take it cus he's supposed to be the perfect little negro#louis de pointe du lac#interview with the vampire#iwtv#it's like whenever ppl talk about him owning a brothel like he was a fucking inhumane beast#its 1910 bro what fucking job is a black man supposed to have#is he supposed to be the black bill gates in 1910?#and the amount of guilt oening the brothel inspires in him more than shows u how much he DOESNT want this job#if he could be free to gallivant around like the white characters#he wouldn't be doing half the shit he was in s1
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